How To Catch the Elusive O.

gentlemanWhile in Chicago with LawnCare and Pharmastrist, O. heard his theme song, performed marvelously by a throaty piano player named Catherine.

So many guys think they can get O.’s attention by being physically attractive. While that’s oh so nice (purr), that’s not what it’s all about…those wanting to pursue O. should know that he’s not settling for less than spectacular this time around…as they lyrics to this song reflect.

Peel Me a Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
Youve got to wine and dine me

Dont try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
Im getting hungry, peel me grape

Here’s how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, “Do it,” jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape…


Luxury’s not what it is all about either – but it helps! Be playful. Wink. Open doors. Be comfortable while fishing or Ferrari’ing.

Return phone calls. Send a text for no reason other than to let O. know you’re thinking of him.

Good looks go a long way, but O.’s a smart cookie…your strong jawline, killer eyes and hair that O. would secretly love to run his fingers through (but won’t) will get you pretty far…

But not far enough.

Peel me a grape. But forget the fur – that’s just hateful.

Oh, and if one has the desire to purchase this song on iTunes, go for Mabel Dawn Davis‘ version. So sexy.


3 Responses to How To Catch the Elusive O.

  1. Oh I love this song.
    It has Minx written all through it.
    In fact, I could have penned it myself!

    While I do love the darling looks,
    one can find their way to my heart by simply treating me as I deserve…
    with pampering, of course, and sweet indulgence…
    Peeling me a grape goes a long way too!!



  2. mikelinstlcwe says:

    Great Song O. And loaded with style. Fits ya like a glove I think.
    Years ago I was fortunate enough to have opened Hotel Majestic here in St. Louis when they had a great lounge, Just Jazz. Several great touring jazz divas did it. Diana Krull being one of em. What a sound that gal had back than. Still does. But live was incredible.

  3. Staggo Lee says:

    Oh, O., you are s-o-o caucasian. I go for the white trash, myself. No class, but lots a spunk.

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