So many guys think they can get O.’s attention by being physically attractive. While that’s oh so nice (purr), that’s not what it’s all about…those wanting to pursue O. should know that he’s not settling for less than spectacular this time around…as they lyrics to this song reflect.
Peel Me a Grape
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
Youve got to wine and dine me
Dont try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
Im getting hungry, peel me grape
Here’s how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, “Do it,” jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
Im getting hungry, peel me a grape…
Luxury’s not what it is all about either – but it helps! Be playful. Wink. Open doors. Be comfortable while fishing or Ferrari’ing.
Return phone calls. Send a text for no reason other than to let O. know you’re thinking of him.
Good looks go a long way, but O.’s a smart cookie…your strong jawline, killer eyes and hair that O. would secretly love to run his fingers through (but won’t) will get you pretty far…
But not far enough.
Peel me a grape. But forget the fur – that’s just hateful.
Oh, and if one has the desire to purchase this song on iTunes, go for Mabel Dawn Davis‘ version. So sexy.