O. never watches awards shows – the tend to be entirely self-serving.
But the VMA’s beckoned.
Will Britney fail? Will her wig fly off?
No flying wig, but she bit it. She bit it bad.
She looked stoned. Lost. Scared.
Girlfriend needs help stat – her career’s over, but her life isn’t. Yet.
It’s so sad, you can’t even make fun of it.
If you want to see the performance, here it is.