Mikel: Hey, how are you?
O.: Doing great. I am SO glad to hear from you!
O.: Well, I was watching the news, and I saw we’re in a heat advisory. The newswoman said that concerned citizens should be checking on the elderly and making sure they’re ok, so I’m doing my civic duty by checking on you.
:: Few moments pause ::
Mikel: Fuck you, O. Smartass 🙂